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Joke of the Day
"What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry? SIDS"
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"I used to indecisive, now I'm not so sure....."
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"I'd just like to thank my English teacher for defining the word Many' for me. It means a lot."
"Waiter there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !"
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"I just crashed into the back of a dwarf driver.... He gets out of the car inspects the rear bumper and goes up my window. ""I'm not happy"" he said ""well which one are you then?"""
"Why did the French construct the Maginot Line? To keep the Nazis in Czech!"
"Doctor Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops."