198053

Joke of the Day

"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up"

"Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains? He had loco motives."

"I live in a glass house and my back door is a jar"

"Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally? He was trying to hold the door"

"What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !"

"I know they're bad but ya wanna know why I love dead baby jokes? They never get old."

"Jaded Prostitute & considerate leper What did the leper say to the prostitute? Stop me if you've heard this one"

"What did the jews not like about the Holocaust? The caust"

"What's the worst thing about being a paedophile? I guess, just trying to fit in."

"Osama Bin Laden should have hid in MySpace"