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Joke of the Day
"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? .. the hotdogs taste like shit."
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"What is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat? Wendy's"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... Mostly nuts and sometimes you get brown stuff on your hands."
"Fe Fi Fo Fum Rhyme scheme tweets are kinda dumb"
"Why the hate for necromancers?T They're just trying to raise a family."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's 'aarrrggh' but it's really the 'sea!' Tell me your favorite corny one liner jokes"
"You give me butterflies. I give them back. Please stop handing me insects, it's really weird."
"In American politics, what's important is that you pick one of two equally bad sides and defend it no matter the awful garbage it produces"
"After years of searching, scientists have finally found the gene for shyness... ...hiding behind two other genes."
"Grading system for students in India: A - Average B - Below average C - Can't have dinner D - Don't come home F - Find a new family"