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Joke of the Day
"Waiter there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !"
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"A Tough Question, by Jon Stewart If con is the opposite of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress?"
"Yo mama so fat... ... slapping her belly causes gravitational waves. OR ... every step she takes causes a ripple in special relativity."
"How do we know for sure that Darth Vader isn't black? Because he keeps on saying ""I am your father"""
"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! No sir that's a cockroach the fly is on your steak."
"It's true what they say: shut up."
"Pavlov is sitting at a bar... ...when another patron walks in and a bell on the door rings. Pavlov stands up, says, ""I forgot to feed the dogs,"" and leaves."
"You need a woman whose last name doesn't end in .jpg, .wmv, or .mpg"
"Heard a giant Indian guy sing with the most beautiful voice in the world. Turns out it was actually Dalip Singh"
"What's better than 29 year olds? 20 9 year olds ( ) Sorry"