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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops."
Next Joke
"*Burglar breaks into my room* *he looks around* *he softly wakes me up* Dude do you need some money or something? I'd be happy to help"
"The Pope walks into a synagogue the Rabbi asks, ""Why the wrong faith?"""
"Totally blasting Billy Joel out of my minivan. I'm like sex on wheels right now."
"Did you hear about the Dick that graduated from Law School? He was appointed first attorney genital."
"Albert Einstein just finished his theory about space. Its about time too"
"Difference What is the difference between an English Womans pussy and a bowling ball. If you TRY REALLY REALLY hard, you can eat a bowling ball."
"Every 5 seconds, somewhere on this planet a woman gives birth to a child. I think! We must find this woman and stop her."
"What was the scary guy on Tinder doing? Intimidating others."
"my dad asked me if I have an organ donor card. i guess he really is a man after my own heart."