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Joke of the Day
"I still remember when airlines gave you two choices; smoking, and chain smoking."
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"I've said it before and I'll say it again: the Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range."
"My mom's so pessimistic... If there was an Olympics for pessimism ... she wouldn't fancy her chances."
"[parole hearing] ""What will u do if released?"" ""Kill everyone on the jury."" ""What?"" ""Buy everyone jewellery."" ""Aw. Granted."""
"What's the definition of black foreplay? Don't scream or I'll kill you."
"So my neighbor knocks on my door. So my neighbor knocks on my door at 2:30am last night. 2:30AM!!! Can you believe it?!!? Lucky for him, I was up playing my drums."
"Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to tell me. I guess that's why he lost his job in disaster relief."
"phlegm I used to work in a seafood restaurant where my specialty was clam chowder. I got fired when I got over my cold"
"What do you call a black guy who flies a plain? A pilot, you fucking racist."
"Gold walks into a bar Copper says, ""Au! Get outta here!"""