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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy who flies a plain? A pilot, you fucking racist."
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"Why did God give women yeast infections? That way they know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt."
"A kiss makes my day Anal makes my hole weak"
"Classic Insult Boyfriend: Can you be the moon of my life? Girlfriend: Awww Yes sweetheart..! Boyfriend: Great! then Stay 9,955,887.6 kms awy from me..!!"
"I like it when my kids are old enough to drink out of the toilet on their own. That way I don't have to get out of bed to get them a drink."
"[grocery store with 2yo] Cashier: your son is so cute. What do you want to have next? Me: a vasectomy"
"Sorry I yelled ""chug it"" to your baby, as you were breastfeeding."
"imagine a reverse pizza. the missing hole on the table where the pizza is meant to be. everything else is pizza. the solar system. the air."
"Have you never heard of the boy that cried wolf??? The girl that coughed bees? The boy that sneezed sharks? The girl that shit spiders?"
"Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle? To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs."