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Joke of the Day

"phlegm I used to work in a seafood restaurant where my specialty was clam chowder. I got fired when I got over my cold"

"When playing golf my wife got stung by a bee between the first and second hole I told her that her stance was too wide"

"When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side."

"TIL that saying sushi instead of so shitty makes you smile. that is all. no need to click this. If you are reading this you clicked the link, and you are sushi."

"Was at a 90s themed party with my girlfriend. She went to get us drinks and was back within seconds. I asked her how she got them so fast. There's no punchline."

"Think I've got the Windows 7 ADVANCED edition. It automatically created "".dust"" files in my e-book folder."

"Man, those guys in the Cialis commercial sure are charmed by their wives' approximations of human behavior"

"Everyone has something they do after sex like taking a shower. I just get out of my uncles car, and cry all the way home."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Gagsalotofdong"

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator ( )"