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"Why is the symbols row of my keyboard swearing at me"
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"Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements."
"Why is Nixon a bad chef? Because he is not a cook."
"My girlfriend says penis size shouldn't matter in a healthy and loving relationship. I still wish she didn't have one.   EDIT: to draw attention to new Gender Studies section in comments."
"I'm still disappointed that Penguin and Random House merged to become Penguin Random House and not the more hilarious Random Penguin House."
"How does a mathematician swear? Math-you."
"Saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children"" Standing underneath was a rather suspicious looking man holding a watch."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? The knife has a point. P.s: please don't kill me feminists, it's just a joke"
"Husband and AC Comparison Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote."
"What did the German say to the abundance of old memes vielen dank"