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Joke of the Day
"Some people are complaining about the Trump Presidency... But it's oKKK with me!"
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"Norm Macdonald tells a good joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q"
"Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies? So that they don't get mistaken for feminists"
"Candy cigarettes are a gateway drug to rock candy."
"My 3 year old just got me with this one... 3 yo: Can I please have a mystery? Me: What is that? 3 yo: I don't know, it's a mystery (laughs hysterically)"
"dad: I can't find my glasses, can you read what this says for me? me: ""Dad do you want to go to Home Depot"" dad: [voice catching] Sure son"
"[finds money in jacket] nice [finds more money in pants] Today is my day. On a roll Boss: will you please take my jacket & pants off?"
"*gives up horoscopes for Lent *caves and reads horoscope ""You are weak willed and lack conviction"""
"What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall? At the Schopenhauer."
"How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!"