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Joke of the Day
"Math puns... ... are a sure sine that you are going crazy."
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"Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""hello from the other side."""
"What's a word that starts with ""u"" and ends with ""w""? Cloning."
"They should make supermarket camouflage. So people you know won't see you and want to talk to you."
"Honesty is an important part of parenting. That being said, I'm going to tell my kids that McGruff the Crime Dog is a dog that loves crime."
"I asked my girlfriend's father for her hand in marriage... He said I have to take the rest of her too"
"How much sawdust does a chicken have to eat to lay a two by four? Give up? So did the chicken."
"Being a vegetarian is a big missed steak."
"Hilary Clinton will make the best president She will save us 25% in salary right from the start."
"My friend said ""Women directors have never had major success with a live action film"" So I said, ""Nonsense! Just look at the Matrix trilogy."""