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"Wanna hear a racist joke ? Donald Trump"
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"I went a week without makeup and here's what happened: Nothing. No one gave a shit."
"The thought of Aortic Dissection just tears me up inside."
"How do the Chinese decide on their next porn star? They hold an erection..."
"There are all types of love in this world but never the same love twice."
"""Well I'll be damned."" said atheist when rapture happened."
"What did the busty police officer say to the drug trafficker? You're under a breast."
"in 2001 i was in a coma dying from meningitis and someone played ""in the end"" by linkin park and i woke up to tell them to turn it off"
"How do you make a faggot have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt."
"""What are you reading?"" Great Expectations. ""Is it any good?"" It's not all I hoped for."