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Joke of the Day

"Little Jewish Boy A little jewish boy comes up to his father and asks for 40 dollars for a school field trip. His father looks down at him and says ""30 dollars, what do you need 30 dollars for?"""

"Word of the day Exhaustipated...........Just too tired to give a sh!t"

"Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months."

"Why illegal immigrants are never seen on dvds or cassettes? Because they are always streaming in!"

"What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants? Sandusky"

"Could you play us a song? Cat Stevens: Maybe. *Sets guitar on table* Cat Stevens: *Maintains eye contact-slowly pushes guitar off table*"

"What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash? He's making bankon."

"You know why it is that when a flock of birds fly in a 'V' formation one side is always longer the other? There's more birds on that side."

"My wife's cooking is incredible. With a silent 'cr'."

"Geologists have jokes too Steve: ""Hey, what kind of rocks are these?"" Geologist: ""They're sex stones."" Steve: ""What? Really?"" Geologist: ""Yeah. They're just fucking rocks."""