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Joke of the Day

"Little Jewish Boy A little jewish boy comes up to his father and asks for 40 dollars for a school field trip. His father looks down at him and says ""30 dollars, what do you need 30 dollars for?"""

"How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian? They'll tell you."

"Theres no point in tailgating me when I'm going 50 in a 35 zone Also, those red flashing lights on your car look ridiculous"

"Why does heaven have such great wifi? Because of all the cloud space."

"I'd imagine the only thing worse then getting your period is not getting your period."

"I can't believe my neighbors came to my house at 5:00 AM... ...thank god I was already up playing the bagpipes."

"""Nwbdy tellsh mwe wht to dwo"", I say through a mouthful of cardboard, giving a middle finger to ""remove pizza from box before consumption""."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... When you've reached the end you feel sick, ashamed, and you just want to die."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there he said he couldn't complain."

"There have been many time in 2010, when I have annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you, bugged you... today I just wanna tell you... I plan to continue in 2011!"