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Joke of the Day

"I am not a ride or die chick. I have questions. Where we going? Will there be food? Why do I have to die? Why didn't you like my last pic?.."

"The mohel Q: Did you hear about the short sighted mohel? A: He got the sack."

"Is Viagra classified as a soft drug, or a hard drug?"

"Why couldn't the radish finish the race? He was just a little beet."

"I was recently in a museum in Europe So much Picasso I wanted to Pablow my brains out"

"What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state? One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states. ^badump ^tssss"

"I hate it when the neighbor's dog gets out because I accidentally pick the lock on their gate, leave it open, and put down a trail of food"

"I feel really bad for pedophiles It must be really hard to fit in"

"There's recently been an influx of anti-gay jokes recently and I just wanted to say something: jokes using gay people as the punchline are NOT funny Come on guys"

"If you're unsure if you're pregnant or not that's called a maby"