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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state? One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states. ^badump ^tssss"

"A man reported that his chickens had been stolen off his property Police suspect fowl play."

"American beer is like making love in a canoe it's fucking close to water *Monty Python, Live at the Hollywood Bowl*"

"I thought you were good looking, until I clicked ""view more pictures"""

"Whoever said white people can't jump... clearly hasn't seen footage from 9/11"

"Only 5 days until Facebook is stacked with return to the gym statuses and pictures of salads."

"What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb? Hair-vents."

"Why are there no walmarts in Iraq? Because there is a target on every corner,"

"What's A Jew's Favorite Kind of Drink? Concentrated."

"People shit on Columbus like they've never knocked on the wrong door and then murdered the people inside and lived there."