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Joke of the Day

"There's recently been an influx of anti-gay jokes recently and I just wanted to say something: jokes using gay people as the punchline are NOT funny Come on guys"

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"What's Whitney Houston's favorite car? Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii"
"If contraception is birth control... ... abortion is birth control-alt-delete."
"Few things more demoralizing than saying ""excuse me"" to a mannequin."
"What was the bear's favourite pick-up line? Hey baby, what's ursine?"
"""Everybody freeze!"" -November"
"Every day I spend a few hours on a running track. Next week I might even turn it on."
"Today a guest asked if we sold leggings for dogs (I'm not even kidding, this was a real request) I guess he owns a basic bitch"
"Here is a racist joke. How are black people and apples similar? They both look good hanging from trees"