200080
Joke of the Day
"I feel really bad for pedophiles It must be really hard to fit in"
Next Joke
"Dear Canadians, Who's the cutest little nation? You are! Yes you are! *pinches cheeks*"
"What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor."
"How is a good criminal defense lawyer like a dead hooker? I use them both to get off."
"I got arrested for shooting a black man I was charged for trying to impersonate a police officer"
"What does an impatient cow say? Mooove the fuck out my way"
"Where do you find the Bible in a library? ""Fiction""."
"What do you call a midget that does cocaine? A low blow"
"What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !"
"What rock group has four men that don't sing? mount rushmore"