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Joke of the Day

"The mohel Q: Did you hear about the short sighted mohel? A: He got the sack."

"Sometimes I wonder ""Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"" Then it hits me."

"""MY HERO!"" ""My hero."" --Guy who got his sandwich stolen, then saved by a stranger"

"Why did seedless grape cry? Unable to produce child."

"What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin' alien."

"Promised myself that today I wouldn't steal anything, kill anyone or use any Meatloaf song lyrics in a sentence & two out of three ain't bad"

"People come and go but birthdays do accrue."

"What do you call a Latino woman with no legs? Consuelo^(cunts-way-low)."

"It may seem like I have my shit together, but honestly I just learned how to spell February correctly."

"Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!"