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Joke of the Day
"I need Volcano puns Anyone have any good volcano puns that I can use?"
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"What's a pirates favorite letter? Nope, it's the C that they love"
"Some of my proudest moments have been when a website told me my password was ""Very Strong."""
"A bikini is an outfit where 90% of a woman's body is exposed. The amazing fact is that men are so decent, they only look at the 10% that isn't."
"What do you call the chicken between the chicken thigh and the chicken wing? The chicken butt"
"David Cameron that there is a joke all on its own"
"That rabbi's gone crazy! He's been running around a circumcising all kinds of lettuce... and that's just the tip of the iceberg."
"Wife, I am truly truly upset... I must take this out on your vagina."
"I hate it when people on a commercial have more fun in 30 seconds than I'll ever have on my whole life."
"Nic Cage was a straight A highschool student but he slacked off one semester. When he got his report card, he shouted ""Bs! Not the Bs!"""