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Joke of the Day

"That rabbi's gone crazy! He's been running around a circumcising all kinds of lettuce... and that's just the tip of the iceberg."

"Donald Trump said he thinks we made the right decision to leave the EU. This confirms that we absolutely did not make the right decision."

"What do you call a bat in a hurry? A racing club"

"If two people love each other nothing is impossible... Except deciding where to eat."

"According to the D.A.R.E website, Marijuana is no longer a gateway drug... Guess that means I tried all those other drugs willingly."

"Every cloud has a silver lining, except ver. 8.0.1"

"Every time I'm the only black person at a party I think: ""Wow. I helped them make quota."""

"We just hired an ex-con, who was in for tax evasion, to do our landscaping And I must say he is terrific at cutting the corners."

"How did Jesus stay in shape? Crossfit"

"Have you heard the original version of Stevie Wonder's hit song? I just called to say.....I found the phone"