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Joke of the Day

"Why is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping? Because if the rubber breaks, you're dead."

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"pregnancy tests should just read ""pregnant"" or ""nope just fat"""
"Him: I just want a stable relationship. Me: Yeah, horses are cool. Him: ........ Flirting is hard, you guys."
"Woozy woman comes up ""OMG I'm-I'm gonna faint!"" ""Go ahead, knock yourself out"""
"[Wildebeest orbiting the earth in a spacesuit, uselessly kicking its legs madly every time a really grassy part comes into view]"
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"" (as told by my Irish granddad)"
"Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe hoe hoe"
"I hate babies when they are crying. I hate people who love babies & think babies are cute. I hate grown up babies who make more babies."
"Cat was like, ""I've been trying to call you all day. 8888888888888888888888888884. That's you, right?"""
"A pencil isn't as phallic as a pen is."