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Joke of the Day
"David Cameron that there is a joke all on its own"
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"Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking...... JK Rowling"
"What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors? He has a reptile dysfunction."
"""You are what you eat""? I don't remember eating a giant disappointment."
"what do you call a gay dinosaur? megasoreass"
"Two muffins are in an oven The first one turns to the other and says: ""It sure is getting hot in here"". To which the second muffin replies: ""Holy Crap! A talking muffin!"""
"There are 2 kinds of programmers Those who understand pointers and Segmentation fault (core dumped)"
"Did you guys know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans."
"How would it be living in an only men city? I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while."