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Joke of the Day
"Some of my proudest moments have been when a website told me my password was ""Very Strong."""
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"It's nice that the french finally grew some balls... ...and shot down a German plane but unfortunately the war ended 70 years ago."
"*Ahem, ahem* So... A needle pulling thread... "
"What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher? One minds the train the other trains the mind."
"Hypnotist Error"
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"How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue? Have everybody chip in."
"Communism jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them"
"Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears? Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS."
"Me: So excited for the weekend! Predatory alien in disguise: Same here! Sooo easy to catch, right M: Huh P: The weakened M: What P: What"