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Joke of the Day
"Wife, I am truly truly upset... I must take this out on your vagina."
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"Why is the number 8 the only number that goes to heaven? When it dies it becomes immortal. ∞"
"So I'm trying to get myself to be ambidextrous. I'm halfway there!"
"A short joke my GF told me My penis"
"In Soviet Russia Assholes are like Opinions KGB only lets you keep one of them"
"What do oranges, and Jews have in common? They both hate concentration camps."
"The Queen Bee has up to 40 sexual partners a day. Jay Z found his 100th problem then."
"Just one bottle of vitaminwater provides a full day's supply of unnecessary and gullible. Also, electrolytes."
"A guy in line next to me just asked me to hold his coffee and I'm like I'm not looking for anything serious right now."
"My friend is so rich He thought Manual labor was a Spanish musician"