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Joke of the Day

"""You've reached 911"" Knock knock ""Sir ple-"" Knock knock ""This is not-"" Knock knock ""ok, who's there?"" Ben ""Ben who"" Ben shot real bad ""NICE"""

"What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on? An unaware wolf."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Well, I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face"

"I was gonna make a joke about sluts... ...but it would just be whoreable."

"Definition of Bravery: Accepting oral sex from a cannibal."

"Whats a Himalayan's favourite body part? a Nepal....."

"""This is mine"", he growled passionately into her ear. ""Are we clear?"" Breathlessly, she agreed. She wouldn't try to eat his nachos again."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic science teacher? He was teaching the Law of Conversation."

"What's a monkey's favorite snack? Rhesus Peanut butter cups!"

"What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why? Because they like to pump kin."