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Joke of the Day
"What's a monkey's favorite snack? Rhesus Peanut butter cups!"
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"Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory? Two test-tickles."
"Dr: You've gained some weight Me: You said I should take it easy Dr: That was a yr ago & you were sick Me: WELL I'M NOT A MIND READER"
"*Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" ""David"" ""David who?"" ""Dad you only have one son named David, please let me out of the basement now."""
"Confucius says - He who goes to bed with itchy butt Wake up with stinky fingers. Just remembered this from when I was 13"
"Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs? Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down."
"How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big? Ostrich-sized."
"Why are fire engines red? You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!"
"My favorite part of sex is when I'm actually having some."
"The bad news: I shaved off my beard. The good news: none of my co-workers recognize me and have stopped talking to me."