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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna make a joke about sluts... ...but it would just be whoreable."
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"Gandhi once got into a food fight... It was naan violence."
"A lawyer dies and goes to heaven..."
"New rule: Confederate States don't get to pick who sings ""God Bless America"". We'll fly someone in from up north."
"[Dr.] ""Your blood is 40% cheese, if you eat ANY more you'll die"" *slowly raises piece of cheese to mouth* ""Don't do it"" *eats cheese* *dies*"
"2 nazis walk into a bar, third one ducks.. just at the reich moment."
"Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain? Because they don't deliver."
"God created the orgasm so women can whine when they're happy too."
"Sometimes I ask myself, what would Aquaman do? So I sit in the bathtub and cry about how useless I am."
"playboy: ""apparently they just read it for the articles"" [takes out all nude women] every man on earth: ""well this has back-fired massively"""