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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Well, I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face"

"What is the difference between a black person and a tire? The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains."

"Saying no thanks to a CW's offer to hit me with their car so I could take the day off proves decisions shouldn't be made before coffee"

"Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney"

"I'm reading the newspaper with a vengeance. This time it's personals."

"I entered a contest to see how fast I could eat a clock. I didn't win. The whole ordeal was very time consuming."

"How do you know when you're turning 40? When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh"

"Ray rice got caught punching his girlfriend in an elevator It was wrong on so many levels."

"Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather rinse repeat!"

"What is a redditors worst nightmare? [removed]"