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Joke of the Day

"What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why? Because they like to pump kin."

"What's the most capable element? Tin, because tin can."

"Fox has cancelled American Idol. From Now on, if I want to listen to bad music, I'll have to listen to Pitbull just like everyone else."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because it was out standing in its field."

"Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!"

"""How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?"" ""Sir, she came in with you!"""

"Four year olds can't even go for cigarettes or anything. Four year olds are useless."

"Found out a guy I dated was in jail for attempted murder. He never even tried to take me camping, I'm not even good enough to kill."

"An example of men's inability to understand women - Me: I have Nothing To Wear!! Him: Awesome!"

"I bet Edward Scissorhands is very much afraid of Edward Rockhands."