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Joke of the Day

"What is Donald Trump's favourite song? Another brick in the wall"

"What do you get when you mix a gay Eskimo and a Black man? A snow blower that doesn't work"

"How many fingers does the dragonborn have? 8 fingers and 2 Thu""ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar"

"What do you call an entertaining female's tone of voice? A fun gal inflection You're welcome"

"""Well gentlemen... the steaks are high."" *two steaks giggle* ""Hehehe omfg he totally knows, man..."""

"My youngest brother told me this one, he laughed for hours afterwards. What's worse than being a butt-half? Being a butt-whole!"

"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."

"A poor virgin had a big black guy as a landlord Now he's just poor."

"The Masochist begged the Sadist, ""Beat me, beat me!!"" The Sadist said, ""No"""

"Just bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."