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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix a gay Eskimo and a Black man? A snow blower that doesn't work"
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"*catcher puts 1 finger down* *pitcher shakes head* *puts 2 fingers down* *nods* (catcher to umpire) ""can we take a break? he has to poop"""
"What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom."
"If you hold the door open for me when I'm more than ten feet away, you aren't doing me a favor. You're making me exercise."
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free."
"What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument? No lye?"
"Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in? Their flags are big plusses."
"Trying to be less negative but it'll never work."
"Why do women find Christian Grey so appealing? Beats me."
"What do they call Miley Cyrus in France? Kilometrey Cyrus."