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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix a gay Eskimo and a Black man? A snow blower that doesn't work"

"Mexicans won't get this Rights."

"FRIEND: Just let her down easy ME: Ok [later] ME: *jumping in bouncy castle* I WANT A DIVORCE, KAREN"

"Why did 10 die? He was stuck in the middle of 9/11."

"Did you hear about the woman who replaced her addiction to ornithology with alcohol? She was described as being off her tits."

"If I had a dollar for every time I was racially accepting I'd be as poor as a no good, dirty mexican."

"Below is an email that I sent to a certain presidential candidate a few months back: [deleted]"

"Want to know the real reason girls go to the bathroom together? The air hockey table. All our bathrooms have one."

"What does Hitler say when he's impressed? That's Totalatarily Awesome"

"I love smiling at random people. Some of them smile back. Some of them get really creeped out, but that makes it worth it."