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Joke of the Day

"I recently purchased a teddy bear for 10 And named it Mohammed, then sold it for 20. My question is.....have I made a Prophet?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !"

"Does liking a sad status update mean I'm sympathetic for them or I like that they are sad?"

"Romantic comedies are just horror movies where people only die on the inside. Also, my wife doesn't let me pick movies for date night."

"Im gonna tell my daughter to lay off the liquor, cause I love her! (...and I dont want her to mess up her kidneys before I need one)"

"Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care."

"Developing an app that redirects you to twitter if you click on any other app on your phone cause obviously it was a mistake. You're welcome"

"I hope death is a woman... That way it will never come for me."

"What happens when a pope dies? Another pops up."

"Any bar is a karaoke bar if you're drunk enough."