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Joke of the Day

"Romantic comedies are just horror movies where people only die on the inside. Also, my wife doesn't let me pick movies for date night."

"Your mother walks into the bar It's ""the"" bar because she's so fat she's in every bar."

"My friends were deciding how much alcohol to get... One of them wanted one fifth and another one wanted to get five fifths. We decided on a 3/5ths compromise."

"There's a lot of lame holocaust jokes on this thread... Anne frankly, I'm getting sick and tired of them."

"What are four ways of spreading information that begins with ""tel""? Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman."

"What do you call a comedian that can't get a girl pregnant? Carl Barron"

"""I faked all my LOLs."" -A Twitter romance comes to a dramatic end."

"What do you get when you mix a black and asian person? A criminal mastermind ..."

"[art store] You do free framing? ""With any purchase"" Ok, just this pencil and [slides a gun with wife's fingerprints] you know what to do"

"Me to my Boss: Excuse me, sir, can I ask a stupid question. Boss: Better than anyone else I know..."