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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !"
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"I am fairly well educated, but not 'knows every nuance of the English language' educated. I also have no idea what 'nuance' means."
"Italian men regularly hit women... ...who make the mistake of standing too close while they are talking."
"The message in a bottle is probably my favorite form of communication that involves throwing garbage in the ocean."
"What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)"
"How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant."
"*Wife sends me a link* *I click on link* *Buy whatever's at the link* *wait for delivery* ~Christmas shopping for my wife"
"Stephen Hawking says artificial intelligence could destroy the human race. Sorry Stephen, but my money's on LACK of intelligence."
"Dark Humor is like getting laid Not everyone gets it."
"A hipster is given a cookery award, but dies before he can receive it... It was posthummus."