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Joke of the Day

"What happens when a pope dies? Another pops up."

"Two fish are in a tank. . . One turns to the other and asks **""How do you drive this thing?""**"

"I started eating healthier recently. Instead of chicken wings alone I now drink beer with them, thus, preventing coking and prolonging life."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a battery? Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/how_many_feminists_does_it_take_to_change_a/"

"Was going to make a joke about my paycheck... Turns out I have insufficient puns"

"Why does the New York Times hire Jews? So they can put out a paper on December 26th."

"I get nudes from Adele Sorry, *a dell*"

"""It's ok. This is normal for her."" - How my friends explain me to others."

"I ate everything, including the H."

"People who put a shitload of bumper stickers on the back of their vehicles love to loudly refer to God as a ""she"" in public places."