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Joke of the Day

"I hope death is a woman... That way it will never come for me."

"I named my kids after the place they were conceived Although I'm almost 100 percent sure Intheass isn't mine."

"Why does the american loose at billard ? Beacause he always shoots at the black one."

"What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school? Ferrous Bueller's Day Off"

"What do you call a laxative candy on a stick, being eaten by Shirley Temple? The good shit lollipop."

"My friend fell into the gelatto machine. Ice creamed in terror."

"I keep hoping one day I'll be stuck on a 6-hour flight next to Flavor Flav just so I can ask him what time it is every five minutes."

"Q: What did the leopard say when it ate the man? A: That hit the spot."

"Husband is leaning dangerously out of window whilst he cleans it. Only thing stopping me from shoving him out is that he cleans the windows"

"A sushi bar but it's just lots of different puppies you can pick up and pet going round on the conveyor belt."