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Joke of the Day
"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."
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"Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car? (on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing."
"Why is divorce so expensive? ... because it's worth it."
"[serial killers talking] Anyway I stood there for like 10 minutes, but she never wiped the steam off the bathroom mirror so I just left"
"What do they say about building an erotic statue? ""If you build it they will come."""
"I was going to say a necrophilia joke... But it died... So fuck it...."
"My blonde gf thinks... My blonde gf thinks that USB is a back up plan just in case USA fails."
"what is 50 feet long and only has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Arkansas state fair."
"Why was the girl's bellybutton bruised? Because her boyfriend was blind."
"Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y... It'll be called ""The Extra Chromosome"""