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Joke of the Day
"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."
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"I've pre-planned my funeral to include a 32 minute montage of the times I've accidentally waved hello to someone waving to someone behind me."
"When does a cub become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie"
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"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"A mexican boy in english class... A mexican boy in english class passed a note to his friend. The teacher saw it, and screeched ""WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"" To which he replied, ""writing an ese"""