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Joke of the Day
"What's the best benefit of working for ISIS? early retirement"
Next Joke
"What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner? Cellfcentered"
"Why was 9 afraid of 10? Because 10 11 12."
"I vacuumed up a huge spiderweb & then heard a thump in the workout room. The spiders are lifting weights before they attack me aren't they?"
"Pink and wrinkly What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts? Your grandma."
"So, wanna hear a miscarriage joke? Never mind, I lost it..."
"How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Wuh-wuh-wuh-one."
"Flappy bird is like the new angry bird except this time I am the angry one."
"Made this up two days ago: What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him? I have Grey Poupon me"
"How does ISIS cool down in the summer time? In a blow up pool"