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Joke of the Day
"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? I'm bigger than you!"
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"What do you call an Asian man with one leg? Tai-Wan-Shu"
"My mom wants to see 50 Shades of Gray with me... I screamed, ""OH HELL NO"" and suggested we see Cinderella instead."
"What did the Pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey"
"What do you call a coffee shop where drug deals go down? The trappe!"
"What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jealous"
"What do you call a bear that is missing all of its teeth?? A Gummy Bear!"
"Thought I saw Shaggy at What-a-burger this morning...... But, ""It Wasn't him""."
"I once thought I had a Japanese friend.... But it was just my imagine Asian."
"Did you hear about the guy who invented a knife that can cut four loaves of bread at once? He's calling it the ""Four Loaf Cleaver."""