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Joke of the Day

"Who is the only person to get 15 Million dollars from a Nigerian prince? Hillary Clinton."

"What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her head."

"What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony"

"Why couldn't the two melons get married? They can't elope."

"Are you a work of art? Because it looks like Picasso painted you."

"What do you call a miniature pension? Warhammer 401k"

"what's the best part about eating out your... nsfw ....grandma? you can suck her tits at the same time!"

"Have you guys tried McDonald's new Premium McWrap? So much better than the Budget McWrap, which is a dead mouse in a cabbage leaf."

"WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAKE NOODLE? AN IMPASTA."

"If you and I are still single in 200 years let's agree to haunt a Burger King as a singular entity."