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Joke of the Day

"Who is the only person to get 15 Million dollars from a Nigerian prince? Hillary Clinton."

"Bruce Jenner's Gender. . . Is turning into a real Brucehaha"

"Why couldn't the witch get pregnant? Her husband had a holloween-ie."

"Why do Jewish Men get Circumcised ...Because Jewish woman cant resist 20% OFF."

"who is better boy or girl Girl: ""Girls are better than boys."" Boy: ""Then why did God make boys first?"" Girl: ""Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."""

"I liked ""Facebook posts"" better when they were called ""journal entries"" and no one was allowed to read them."

"Judge: Ms Spears, how do you plea? ""I'm not. that. innocent."" *frustrated defense counsel tosses like 9000 papers in the air*"

"1.Open Facebook 2.Search for a pic with 4 girls 3.Coment: ""You 3 look so pretty!"" 4.Enjoy"

"I wonder if John McCain plays with plastic Army men and pretends he's President at home."

"Dont't drink and drive, it's very... whisky!"