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Joke of the Day

"Are you a work of art? Because it looks like Picasso painted you."

"FROM: Harvard SUBJ: Your PhD application We are unable to accept you at this time as ""Teaching Squirrels Karate"" is too cool for us."

"A Chicken and an Egg are sitting in bed. The Egg looks depressed; the Chicken satisfied. Not much of a joke, but it solves which came first."

"Why was the Women not Afraid of the Shark? It was a man eating shark (sorry it's so bad)"

"How is an elephant like a wristwatch? They both come in quartz."

"Hey, look over there, is that a bobble head doll of Donald Trump? No, that's Donald Trump"

"There are two types of people in this world... Those that can recognise when data is missing..."

"[skydiving, first jump] INSTRUCTOR: everyone ready? EAGLE: yes. HAWK: check. SPARROW: ready. PENGUIN: this is a really bad idea."

"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman"

"Trump is a great guy. He's giving two million illegal immigrants free trips to Mexico."