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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony"

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"[pulls out acoustic guitar at a funeral] alright everyone stop being all [finger quotes] sad this next 1 is dedicated to a very sexy widow."
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"Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant? Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says ""Idaho""."
"How do you make a tiramisu? With a thousand Gigamisous"
"what sex position produces the ugliest children? ask your parents"
"It's a joke, not a dick don't take it so hard"
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"I fell in love with a prostitute last night, she had literally everything I have ever wanted in a woman My dick"
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