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Joke of the Day

"Where does Crazy Horse live? In an unstable."

"No one wants to feel like an obligation. Either commit to them or leave."

"How does a boat captain determine his profit? By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)"

"Why is Texas not a part of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks so much"

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... All over my lap while I'm driving"

"How can you tell if someone is having a stroke? There is lotion and used tissues laying around"

"My friend asked me if I had any black in me I told him not since I got out of prison."

"I heard a joke today that made me shit myself. It was just a bit of self-defecating humor."

"Did you hear about that earthquake yesterday? I heard it was groundbreaking."

"In honor of today's date (May the 4th be with you) I came up with a Star Wars joke Did you hear about the new Jedi beer? It's Force Ale."