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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if someone is having a stroke? There is lotion and used tissues laying around"
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"Being an adult means I'm in charge of my own bedtime, and I've realized I'm not equipped to handle that responsibility."
"What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference? Pumpkin Pi. ( )"
"If Earth was a rented apartment, ain't NOOOO WAAAAAY we're getting our security deposit back."
"I like to yawn in front of people so they yawn and then I can say ""You're tired I should go."""
"Donald - Knock knock Hilary- Who's there? Donald - Interrupting Donald Trump Hilary - Interrupting Don--- Donald - WRONG!"
"Christmas is over. We now return to our regularly scheduled self centred lives already in progress."
"""What's on the inside is what counts..."" My sister, while opening the fridge."
"Our children are our future. Unless they invent a method for time travel, then they're also our past."
"How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world."