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Joke of the Day
"How does a boat captain determine his profit? By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)"
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"Reddit, what is your best one-two line joke? I heard one recently, what do you get when you put TNT in a bra? Tit bits."
"Watching a documentary is the leading cause of being unbearable in conversations for a week."
"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing"
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"Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident."