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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that earthquake yesterday? I heard it was groundbreaking."
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"""Will I ever live in a clean house again?"" *shakes magic 8 ball *magic 8 ball explodes and makes a mess"
"Why were the baker's hands smelly? He kneaded a poo"
"MY friends are like second-day socks... They come through in a pinch, but they really stink sometimes."
"Why are automatic doors like knights? Because they're chivalrous!"
"Before going to your partner's parents' house for the 1st time, it's very important to ask ""How much Jesus stuff can I expect to see?"""
"I cut butter with a regular knife and now it won't stop crying like a little bitch."
"Q: What lottery did the broom win? A: The sweepstakes."
"How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but an extra 15 to repost."
"My therapist asked me to list my good qualities:nnNice to everyone's facenUsually wear deodorantnThin cheese slicernnThat took four hours."