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Joke of the Day
"My friend asked me if I had any black in me I told him not since I got out of prison."
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"Finally! A joke on here you've never heard before! That's the joke. Edit: Apparently you've heard this before. [New Punch Line] (http://i.imgur.com/rQvpv5h.jpg)"
"Mistakes married men make: 1. Doing things. 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things."
"What is the Taliban's Favorite Holiday Footwear? What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear? Missile Toe! Source: My brother on the way home from subway."
"What's the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day."
"I thought getting a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant Turns out it just changes the colour of the baby"
"I remember 2016... Just like it was yesterday."
"What's Tinkerbell's favorite drink during ""that time of the month?"" A Bloody Fairy. Sorry everybody."
"Scientists found there may not be as many benefits to flossing as we thought. Guess none of them have ever been to a party with spinach dip."
"Him: Are you gonna kill me? Me: WHAT? Him: Your mood swings. I figured today's the day I die. Me: Him: *whispers* Please don't hurt me."