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Joke of the Day
"I heard a joke today that made me shit myself. It was just a bit of self-defecating humor."
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"Why are mexicans bad firefighters? Because they cant tell jose from hose B"
"I left my phone at home and had no idea what to do with my hands while I drove"
"Someone asked a ship captain if the rumor that he can't swim is true. ""Yes,"" he replied. ""Can pilots fly?"""
"What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip."
"TYPING IN ALL CAPS (OPTIONAL)"
"Is the officer from the McKinney police video... Applying for the role of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3? That recovery off the tuck and roll was impeccable."
"If people don't wish to discuss the cruel existential futility of all human endeavour they shouldn't say.. ...Good Morning in the first place."
"What do you call a German think tank? An answer panzer!"
"I'm all out of damns to give, and only have a few flying f*cks left... but I'm saving those for a special occasion."