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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference? What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail"

"What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean? a good start."

"Jaded Prostitute & considerate leper What did the leper say to the prostitute? Stop me if you've heard this one"

"If brevity is the soul of wit... Why the fuck are some the jokes posted here so long?"

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer in World War 2? A: Ash"

"My 3yo: Help I dropped a coin in the toilet come and get it out. Me (looks): I can't see anything in there. 3: That's because I flushed."

"Someone told me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."

"YOU'LL SEE, YOU'LL ALL SEE! An enthusiastic optician throwing dozens of pairs of glasses out into a crowd."

"Accidentally deleted an invitation to join LinkedIn from a friend. I doubt I'll ever get an opportunity like that again."

"I got amnesia and dont know if im gay anymore... I faggot"