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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... All over my lap while I'm driving"
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"If you look up ""cool"" in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of me. I like to deface dictionaries."
"Guess what came in the mail today I did, I ran out of tissue."
"What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay? Putin! Putin!"
"A book just fell on my head. I only have, my-shelf to blame. :3"
"There is nothing funny about PMS **.**"
"When i used to work for walgreens and the security system would go off the employees would say ""run!"" I guess it was the running joke."
"After reading your recent updates, I'm surprised that Facebook hasn't yet asked you, ""Whatever's on your mind, could you keep it to yourself?"""
"*kicks house door down* I SAID HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE?"
"Apparently it's not acceptable to moan when someone is demonstrating a choke hold on you in crisis prevention training."